Briarcliff Bulletin Shuts Down: This is Our Last Issue

By Sarah Albert Volume 67, Issue I Say goodbye to your beloved Briarcliff Bulletin! After over 90 years of honorable, intellectual and satirical writing, the dynasty of the Briarcliff Bulletin is coming to a close. Established during the 1920s, the Briarcliff Bulletin was the one and only school paper offering all of the current news,…

Fashion War Ends With Teacher Victory

By Sean Fischer Volume 67, Issue I As students from all grades compete to be the trendiest and best-dressed person, another group of fashionistas also joined the rivalry: teachers. Four teachers in particular show up to school everyday dressed to impress. Ms. Fernandez, Ms. McCarthy, Ms. Murphy, and Ms. Brilliant are some of the most…

I Sold My Soul to the Cloud – and You May Have Too

By Feroze Mohideen Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz probably said it best in a conversation from a hit movie of this year: Jay: “It went up! It went up to the cloud!” Annie: “And you can’t get it down from the cloud?” Jay: “Nobody understands the cloud! It’s a [expletive] mystery!” Jay was right; the…

Out With the Old, In With the Old

By Josh Gottlieb As we approach the New Year, one of the biggest stories here at Briarcliff High School is the administration’s decision to eliminate midterm week. Let me be clear – I am all for teachers testing students on the entire curriculum learned up to the half-way point of the year. This school needs…

Aspiring Prom Queen Disappointed No Such Title Exists

By Tamar Honig As the calendar crept closer to May 30, students here at Briarcliff High School were in a frenzy finding the perfect gown, devising the ultimate proposal, matching cummerbunds and dresses down to the exact hue, and devoting hours of careful deliberation to selecting the most flattering hairstyle, shoes, and accessories. Some went more…

Substitute Teachers for Dummies

By Brandon Fuhr Everyone dreads it, no one does it, and it’s never graded. No, not math homework. I’m talking about busy work you have to do when your teacher is out. It’s that time of year again. You are stuck in class with substitute teachers and busy work. So before you draw your next…